Guns versus Butter...Not Really

Recently, there has been considerable debate within the economic community about the cost of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Some argue the cost should only include the money appropriated by Congress, which is a little over $1 trillion. (See http://www.costofwar.com/)

Others argue you should include the continuing cost of veterans’ care over their lifetimes or the wages a fallen soldier would have earned in his lifetime or interest on the money borrowed and other derivative costs. I’ve seen estimates from $3 trillion to $6 trillion. It is interesting to arbitrarily accept the lowest estimate of $3 trillion and compare it to the funds appropriated by Congress for the 2008 TARP ($700 billion) and the 2009 Stimulus Package ($787 billion)

That makes the wars twice as costly as TARP and Stimulus combined. To be fair, there are many other costs associated with the Great Recession, adding trillions to that as well, but I’ve seen no research on that yet. What makes this interesting is these war costs came just before the cost of huge deficit spending required by Keynesian economics to re-start the economy. This will become known as the “Keynesian Endpoint”, which means it doesn’t work past this point. We were already so deep in debt from the wars that the needed deficit spending is more than we can afford.

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The End is Near......Not

Earlier this month, a market analyst named Robert Prechter predicted the Dow would fall about 90% over the next six years, from about 10,000 to only 1,000. He is better known as one of the few surviving apostles of the “Elliott Wave Theory”, first developed by Ralph Nelson Elliott in 1939 but popularized by Prechter in a 1978book titled The Elliott Wave Principle. He’s been writing a monthly newsletter (at $19/month) on this ever since.

Quoting now from the widely respected Dictionary of Finance and Investment Terms, the theory holds that all human activities, including stock market movements, can be predicted by identifying a repetitive pattern of building up and tearing down, represented graphically as eight waves, five in the direction of the main trend, followed by three corrective waves. A 5-3 moves completes a cycle, althought cycles and the underlying waves vary in duration. Some practitioners believe the most recent “supercycle” began in 1932 and ended with Black Monday in 1987, indicating a 55 supercyle.

OK, that’s a mouthful but hold on!

There are numerous other “long-wave theorists”, such as my favorite, Nicholai Kondratieff, a brilliant Russian economist who served as Deputy Minister of Food in the early 1920’s at the tender age of only 25. He also saw a “supercyle” of 48-54 years. He saw this as an advantage for capitalistic systems, since the purging and destruction that occurred during the down-cycle only insured the “surival of the fittest”. Because he believed this made capitalism better in the long run, he was stripped of his office and finally died in a Soviet prison.

And, there are other long-wave theories. But, a few observations are appropriate. First, Elliott Wave theory says “all human activities” are governed by these cycles, even love and marriage. (I struggle with that one.) Second, Prechter’s cycle is out of sync, since it has only been 33 years since the last bottom. Third, some people need to feel a sense of pre-determinism, that all things are foretold, and will find Prechter’s prediction comforting, despite over-whelming evidence of what physicists can “randomness”. Fourth, a University of Michigan study found that 54% of people were more likely to believe an extreme forecast than a moderate one, in the believe the prognosticator wouldn’t make such an outrageous prediction unless it was certain. Lastly, I’m sure Prechter will sell more newsletters (at $19/month) now!

My belief remains that we are in recovery, with predictable hiccups along the way but still in a recovery. It is not a V-shaped recovery, like the stock market made. It is not a W-shaped recovery, because things will not be as bad as last year, either in the economy or in the market. I expect a recovery in the economy to look more like the Nike Swoosh, with a rolling bottom and a long, slow climb back to full recovery. The good news is that, once the economy recovers as much as the market already has, we can expect a return of the bull, a return of positive returns. While nobody knows when that will be, I’m confident it will be.

When Economists Divorce . . .

We were watching a debate on TV between a Tea Party economist and a more traditional Republican one. They were feuding over whether or not the Austrian economics of the Tea Party was better than the Supply-side economics of the Republican Party. Renee remarked they sounded less like economists debating and more like a husband and wife bickering over a divorce.

Austrian economics is the “tough love” school of economics, emphasizing the importance of a balanced budget over all other things. Supply-side economics is the “growth” school of economics, emphasizing the importance of lowering taxes over all other things.

Unlike religion, which provides guidance for most all situations on most all days, economics is not religion. It is more like situational ethics.

When the economy is dead, Keynesian economics (read: massive deficits) is appropriate. To repair the government, Austrian economics is appropriate. To rev up a stalling economy, Supply-side economics is appropriate.

Instead of debating which view of economics is “right”, the debate should have been which school is appropriate for right now. Last year, we needed Keynesian economics and got it. This year, we need Austrian economics and hope we get it, which means both tax increases and spending cuts, especially in entitlement programs like Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid. Once we have healed the government, the tax increases will be stalling the economy, and it will then be time to implement Supply-side economics.

So, who “won” the debate between the two economists? Like divorce, they both lost . . . because they accepted their economic beliefs as religious beliefs, forgetting they are just situational ethics.

Deja Vu....?.

The scientific term for the stock market during May was . . . lousy. The S&P was down 8.2%, the worst month of May since 1940, when it dropped over 20%. Of course, it was reminiscent of September in 2008, following the collapse of Lehman, there are differences. The U.S. economy is now rebounding nicely. Take a look at this chart on S&P profits:
It shows the most dramatic fall in profits, followed by the most dramatic rise in profits. While some of this is certainly the result of the Stimulus bill, it nonetheless shows real strength in the U.S. economy.

In September of 2008, the world feared a collapse of the U.S. banking system. Today, the world fears a collapse of the European banking system. Make no mistake, this would certainly have a huge impact on us but would not kill us. I don’t foresee the dark days of 2008 coming back to haunt us.

Plus, I suspect investor sentiment is heavily influenced by two other events. First, many investors were terrified by the “flash crash” on May 6th ,when the Dow briefly dropped 9.2% for a few minutes before recovering most of that loss. On May 28th, there was an even worse “flash crash”. Of course, that was in 1962. Since that time, the market continued to improve nicely. Fear is paralyzing. Hint: Think Long Term!

Second, I think the emotional impact of the BP oil spill should not be quickly dismissed, as it is creating a general malaise over the country. The heavy drumbeat of bad news is taking a toll on us. Remember: Think Long Term!

A Historical Perspective

So, just how great was The Great Recession? Take a look at this table from Independent Strategy Group (in billions of dollars):

My father is a World War II veteran, who landed on Omaha Beach in France. It was the defining experience of his life, which he re-lives every day of his life. Yet, separating the economics from emotions, which is admittedly difficult, that event was only twice as significant as The Great Recession, as a percentage of GDP. If you add the virtually simultaneous War on Terror to the economic cost of The Great Recession, then World War II was only 19% worse than what we have recently experienced.

Complicating matters, while we entered WWII and the War on Terror with a small budget surplus, we entered the War on Terror with a huge existing national debt. We’re now in a deep hole and will need another post-WWII recovery to get out of it. Greece is a lesson for us.

So, how great was The Great Recession? You figure it out!

The Myth of a Level Playing Field

Nobody likes to think the odds are stacked against them unfairly. As long as man is either greedy or simply competitive, people will look for an advantage, fair or unfair. Newspapers routinely report on businessmen being indicted for one reason or another. No business is untouched, from developers, realtors, lenders, or even lawyers. As a result, we have learned to be careful who we do business with, but we continue to do business, knowing the crooks represent only that small portion of the business world that unfortunately gets so much media attention.

On May 6th, the stock market experienced a “flash crash”, which means it suddenly dropped precipitously before recovering. Two weeks later, we’re still trying to figure out why this happened, although it is pretty clear that it had something to do with computer routing, not any stealth attack or market manipulation. In addition, there has been much discussion since then about “high-frequency trading” and “black pools” or other sinister sounding things. So, is the stock market rigged by the smart insiders to rip off the average small investor?

Absolutely, there are smart traders who exploit any advantage to make money! There have always been people in the market like that. This is nothing new. Nonetheless, great fortunes have been made in the stock market and will continue to be made. Countless retirements are secured by the stock market.

Warren Buffett has always said he knows where the market will be in 10 years – up—but has no idea where it will be tomorrow. If you have a short-term focus, you will have many sleepless nights. But, I don’t think Warren Buffett has any trouble sleeping at night.

After the huge bull run following the March 9th low of last year, the market was already due for a correction of 10% or so. Markets do that! While it is unfortunate that our bear market correction happens to coincide with the European crisis, this too shall pass.

Last year’s bear market was due to problems in the United States. This year’s is due to problems in Europe. Who knows, maybe next year’s correction will be due to problems in Asia. All I know is that there will be another correction of some sort next year, because markets do that. Before then, markets will be up, because markets also do that.

A Day for the History Books!

What a ride! At one point this afternoon, the Dow was down almost a thousand points. The plunge was sudden, dramatic and scary. Such a price plunge could not be attributed to the fear of Greek contagion, nor the uncertainty of the national election in England and a regional election in Germany this Sunday. At this point, it looks like a trading error of massive proportions, attributable to the entirely computerized trading system we have today. We recovered from a loss of 998 to a “mere” loss of 347 within two hours.

I have cautioned many times this year that we are subject to a heart attack, which would come thru the financial system. Today, it happened and financial stocks got killed. Now, you know why I have not bought hardly any financial stocks this year, despite their nice earlier run-up.

Despite surviving today’s heart attack, we may yet have another. If Trichet of the ECB does not indicate quantitative easing soon, there could easily be another. We’ve long sold our bank stocks, and I’m still not buying any more any time soon.

Looking in the TIPS Jar

TIPS are Treasury Inflation Protected Securities. They are issued by the U.S. Treasury and have the “full faith and credit” of the United States government. Of all bonds issued by the Treasury for any given maturity, TIPS pay the lowest interest rate, because they are “inflation-protected”, which means they pay extra to keep the purchasing power of the bonds roughly equal to inflation. For investors concerned with inflation, this is attractive, because the low interest they receive is AFTER inflation.

Today, the Treasury auctioned off $11 billion of 5-year TIPS. Normally, they receive bids to buy about 2.2 to 2.4 times the amount of TIPS being offered. Today, there was 3.15 times. In other words, the government could have sold 3.15 as much as they had ti sell. It was the best since October of 1997.

This is a huge difference and strongly suggests more people are getting worried about inflation. One of the biggest fears of Fed Head Ben Bernanke is an increase in inflationary expectations, because those inflationary expectations completely become a self-fulfilling prophecy, actually creating inflation and requiring Bernanke to start raising interest rates sooner than he would like.

Disco Diva on Financial Regulation

Today, I watched the President when he visited Wall Street to discuss his pending re-regulation of financial services. Some pundits called it his “closing argument”. Maybe, it was. I don’t know. However, it was certainly not the scolding many of us expected. In his campaign, he said there is no Red America nor Blue America, just America. Today, he said there is no Wall Street nor Main Street, just America, and I have to agree with that.

The nagging problem of derivatives was discussed. While the problem is bad, derivatives are certainly not evil. They serve very valuable purposes. Hopefully, the new bill will not kill them. As always, the details are in the details. If the 1300-page bill does damage to Wall Street, we have brought it upon ourselves and deserve what we get. The worst case is that we drive the “shady” derivatives offshore to another nation. If so, good riddance! With apologies to Gloria Gaynor . . . We will survive!

Enron Redux?

Years ago, I was lucky not to have been one of the many investors who lost money in the Enron debacle. About a year before their fall, Enron got into trouble with the State of California about electricity rates. It quickly became apparent that the people at Enron enjoyed a very high opinion of their own intelligence. Remembering that “pride goeth before the fall”, I got out. It is no small irony that the best-selling book about Enron was later titled “The Smartest Guys in the Room”.

Last month, I sold Goldman Sachs for largely the same reason. Intelligence becomes over-rated and dangerous when it becomes hubris. Their current legal difficulties are no surprise, and I have no plans to ever buy GS again. Maybe, it is true that justice comes in many guises. I hope so!

Beware: Danger

The most dangerous words on Wall Street are “It’s different this time”. Take a look at this chart of the long-term unemployed, which is 27 weeks or more, as a percent of the total unemployed. Almost 45% of the unemployed have been out-of-work over six months, which is the highest percentage since the government began compiling this data. It is not just a little worse! This does not include people just entering the workforce like students, nor part-timers, nor those who have given up, nor the short-term unemployed, all of whom are usually the vast majority of unemployed. Because workers have usually taken on more financial obligations than others, the financial consequences of this graph becomes even more worrisome.

But, is it different this time? Or, is it just an extreme case? I do believe that things can indeed be different, such as the opaque nature of derivatives. I think this is just an extreme case and was probably the same after the Great Depression.

And, you thought you didn’t like rap music . . . .

Long time readers will remember about a year ago I was asked to speak to the twenty brightest seniors in Virginia Beach about economics, which I was happy to do. The biggest shock to me was when one of them asked me about the difference between Keynesian economics and Austrian economics. Since I was probably a senior in college before I knew about such things, it was a pleasant surprise to hear a high school student ask the question. Hopefully, I gave a cogent answer. Unfortunately, I didn’t have the benefit of a delightful viral video, answering the question by using rap music. For a good time, click on http://www.econstories.tv/home.html.
Enjoy!!

Current Currency Thoughts

In my last column for Inside Business, I commented that the fear of the dollar losing its status as the world’s reserve currency was over-blown. This worried a number of readers. If this loss does occur, it will not happen for many years. In the meantime, we need to remember that responsibility comes along with the status of being the reserve currency. Since the Asian Contagion in the late 1990’s, when currencies could not be borrowed, the need for national reserves has been increasing about $600 billion a year and 60% of all reserves are in the dollar. We have to provide that currency.

This discussion began with comments by the Chinese finance minister who suggested the dollar could lose its status. He never suggested the Yuan could take its place, for good reason. It is not freely convertible, and its capital markets are rudimentary. Most importantly, they have demonstrated they will manipulate their currency to help their exports. Likewise, the Euro is not a good candidate either, because they have no central Treasury. Don’t forget, there could never be a two-currency reserve system, as that is inherently unstable.

For now, the dollar remains the loser in the ugly currency contest, i.e., it is not as ugly as the others. Besides, America has many problems more worrisome than this.

Not Market Timing, Cycle Timing.........

The National Association of Business Economics is an organization of “working” economists, as opposed to “theoretical or academic” economists, and I have been a member for years. This week, we held our annual policy conference in Washington, and it was fascinating as always.

If asked what was most interesting to me, it is that the developed nations actually got their act together at the beginning of this global recession and implemented a synchronized set of responses together. That alone semi-renews what little faith that traditional institutions work effectively any longer. But, now comes the hard part: How to implement a non-synchronized set of exit strategies?

Because different nations suffered different degrees of damage, each needs a different exit strategy from all the government stimulus. Indeed, major commodity exporters, such as Australia, have already begun withdrawing stimulus. When nations running large surpluses, like China, begin exhibiting inflation, their exit strategies will have to be implemented more quickly. Failure to coordinate our exit strategies could push us back towards a “double-dip” or at best, delay the recovery. The U.S. and England were arguably damaged the most, primarily because finance is a larger share of GDP than anywhere else in the world. They will also be the last to implement their exit strategies, which is convenient because it will require “tough love”, which our politicians are loathe to do and maybe incapable of doing.

Credit Where Credit is Due.....and Needed

Most people know that individual home mortgages are put into bundles, which is funded by bond purchases to repay the mortgage originators. This greatly expanded the amount of money available for home mortgages by allowing bond buyers to provide it, a lot of it. Less well known is that the same is done for auto loans, student loans, and equipment loans. When the market collapsed last year, no bond buyers were putting money into anything, for obvious reasons. To get this market for consumer loans functioning again, the Fed made non-recourse loans to bond buyers if they would buy this consumer debt. Effectively, the Fed put $100 billion into consumer loans to kick-start the market. The program was called TALF or Term Asset-backed securities Loan Facility, one of an alphabet variety of surprisingly innovative programs.

The good news is that the program quietly ended last week, as the market for bonds collateralized with consumer debt was functioning normally again. Not only did the taxpayer get all their money back, they even made a profit. I hate to say it but . . . Kudos to Ben Bernanke and the Fed!

Recovery Postponed...due to weather delay?

While few economists disagree, the most important monthly economic statistic released each month for investment strategists is the “Jobs Report”, which is released the first Friday of each month. Today, the Labor Department announced the unemployment rate remained unchanged at 9.7%. The good news is that we only lost 36 thousand jobs last month, compared with a loss of 26 thousand in January. The reason this is good is because that we were expecting a loss of 50 thousand jobs, primarily due to the terrible weather last month. Clearly, there had to be some impact but it is not measurable. As a result of this pleasant surprise, futures jumped from 29 to 65 immediately, indicating a strong open for the market today.

The sad news is that the rate of under-employment increased from 16.7% to 16.8%. If we stopped losing jobs, the rate stays like that. To restore full employment within five years, we need to see over 200 thousand job created each month. It will be a long, hard slog, and this weather delay didn’t help.

Return to the Future . . . I hope not!

Today, the Commerce Department reported that consumer spending in January increased for the fourth straight month and increased by more than expected. They also announced that the December increase was greater than earlier reported. Unfortunately, spending increased five times as fast as personal income increased, which only increased about one-fourth of what was expected. Hopefully, we are not returning to our old habits. The US savings rate got as low as 1.2% in early 2008 before rising to 5.1% last Spring and declining since then.

At the same time, our economy is still losing jobs, albeit at a slower rate. Obviously, those who feel secure in their jobs are really ramping up their spending. The question is whether the 17 million people who are either unemployed or under-employed will ever feel that secure again? While we have experienced numerous recessions, this was the Great Recession. If the spending psyche of 17 million workers is damaged, it will be a drag on our consumption-based economy. Just maybe, that is a good thing.

1+1=0

The Conference Board issued the Consumer Confidence Index this morning, which dropped from 56 to 46, the lowest in ten months and the biggest one-month drop in history, even larger than after 9-11. There have been grumblings about their methodology for many years, but today’s reading is so un-realistic that I feel safe in dismissing it.

This afternoon, many of us were watching the Treasury’s sale of $40 billion in 2-year bonds. When they have trouble selling bonds, interest rates will likely start rising. To everybody’s relief, there was a huge demand. In fact, they could have sold $3.33 for every $1 they wanted to sell. However, I think that is also misleading, as investors who were spooked by the weak reading on the Consumer Confidence report this morning, ran to the safety of Treasury bonds this afternoon. This is a good day to simply ignore the data! I still expect the market to trade within a 10% band until the middle of the year, before beginning a slow rise. We’ll see . . .

A Shot Over the Bow

Last Wednesday, during the snowstorm that shut down Washington, something odd happened. Even though the testimony of Fed Chief Ben Bernanke was cancelled, the Fed still released his planned comments anyway, which laid out their tentative plans to remove stimulus from the economy, beginning with an increase in the discount rate. This Thursday, the Fed, as promised, raised that rate by a quarter-point. This is the rate charged to banks needing quick cash. At one time last year, the Fed had issued over $500 billion in these short term loans. Today, it is less than $30 billion and relatively unimportant. So, why did the Fed do this, since so few banks will be affected?

One reason is to flatten the yield curve a little. The difference between two-year and ten-year Treasury rates is a historically high 2.9 percent. This is a subsidy to the banks, who can borrow very cheaply, while lending money out expensively, creating a fat margin of profit. Apparently, the Fed believes the banking system no longer needs the subsidy, which would be a good thing.

Another reason is to encourage China to continue buying our debt. Their holdings of our Treasury debt has stabilized, and we need them to continue buying confidently. Since our bonds are denominated in dollars, China was losing money by holding dollars when the dollar was depreciating. Yesterday’s action is very bullish on the dollar and should help the Treasury to sell their bonds.

More importantly, inflation is much harder to control once inflationary expectations have been created. Many analysts, such as myself, believe inflation is inevitable and maybe even desirable. To keep that inflationary expectation from growing, the Fed last week laid out their plan to curb inflation and implemented the first step this week. They want to demonstrate their conviction to combat inflation, and I wish them well.

The next step is likely to be an increase in the interest rate that the Fed pays on bank reserves it holds at the Fed, which is a more important step. A big increase would encourage banks to leave money in reserve at the Fed and not to lend money into the economy, which would further dampen inflation expectations. Logically, the next step would be taken when unemployment is not such a problem, but inflationary expectations would have already hardened by that point and would be too late. When that happens, it is time to sell any long term bonds, quickly.

While this was clearly a warning shot over the bow, I don’t think they are ready to dampen the economy anytime soon. While I think inflation is still the most likely and most desirable outcome, the Fed has reminded us that they do indeed have the power to prevent it. (Think: Paul Volcker) But, do you think they will? . . . in this political environment . . . with stated unemployment at 9.7% and under-employment at 17% . . . when core CPI inflation is only 1.6% . . . I don’t think so!

A Tiger Changes His Stripes....?

Dr. Nouriel Roubini is widely known as “Dr. Doom” after being the lonely voice predicting the Great Recession. Today, he actually found reason to be optimistic, i.e., the return to growth in global trade.

In 2008, global trade grew 3%. In 2009, it actually contracted by 13%, the first contraction in 27 years. Today, he predicted global trade will actually increase 4.5% to 5% this year. This would be good news, indeed! Take a look at the Baltic Dry Index, which measures shipping rates and is often used as a de facto indicator of globalization.

We’re unlikely to see the euphoria of early 2007, but we can hope . . . especially if “Dr. Doom” is right

Waiting for the Fat Lady to Sing.....

Wall Street is always climbing a “Wall of Worry”. The current one is the Greek debt crisis, and it does indeed have the potential to be a big problem. Fortunately, it is becoming increasingly apparent that it is definitely in the best interests of the entire European Union to keep Greece from defaulting. While the EU constitution expressly forbids direct assistance, there are many indirect ways to do so. Now, there is a feeling that Greece must not get off too easy and must “twist in the wind” for awhile. It is also important the other nations see Greece suffer before they ask the EU for help. I'm now confident this problem will be solved satisfactorily . . . but not as soon as the market would like.

So, don’t expect this opera to end soon! This still has the potential to become a heart attack and therefore will hang over the market for awhile, which is just fine, since the market is ahead of the economy anyway.

Pearls of Wisdom...?

Thinking back on President Clinton and President Bush sitting together as friends to discuss lessons learned in life, there are two observations that stick in my mind. First, President Clinton said that, as he aged, it becomes increasingly important to talk with others long enough to find something they agree about. Of course, it is easier to renew a discussion if the last one ended pleasantly. Second, President Bush said the only way he could save the American financial system and prevent a depression was to “swallow my principles”. i.e., minimize Federal involvement in the economy. I could see that caused him a good deal of anguish. Clearly, he did the right thing . . . but is it ever right to expect a person to swallow their principles? Or, do we have the right to expect others to swallow their principles for the good of everybody else?

Chest Pains...?

Some analysts worry about a double-dip recession. While I am not worried about that, I do worry the economy will suffer a “heart attack”, which usually comes from the world of finance. For the last 10 days, the world markets have worried about sovereign debt. This is definitely a chest pain and should not be ignored. The problem started with the PIGS (Portugal, Italy, Greece, and Spain) and should be contained within Europe. However, we remember the “Asian Contagion” a decade ago, when a regional problem spread throughout the world. That could definitely happen again, starting in Europe.

But, there is a difference. Asian had no European Union, to backstop individual countries. This 11-year-old Union of 16 nations cannot allow one of their own to default on its debt. So, when do chest pains stop and a heart attack begins? If the European Union does not help their sick members, I will be selling stocks. It is not imminent as Greece has two bond issues this month. If they sell easily, there may be little for the EU to do. If not, it will be time for the Union to step up to the plate. If they don’t, there goes the Union, and there goes the Euro! They have no choice.

Saying the financial sector is unhealthy is like saying your heart is bad. As Bob Doll, who is Chief Investment Officer of massive BlackRock, said yesterday “this is not the last credit problem we’ll hear about”. He’s right . . . unfortunately!

Remenbering Civility

I try to use this blog to discuss economic events and changes in the investment climate, hopefully in an understandable way, preferably with a touch of whimsy. I assiduously avoid talking of personalities, with the recent discussion of Bernanke being an exception. But, I cannot resist this opportunity.

Long time readers know my greatest fear is that America is no longer governable, that our unique brand of democracy has become obsolete. The D’s and the R’s of DC have so polluted the “Well of State” that we are no longer governable . . . by anybody! Today, I was fortunate to listen to President Bill Clinton AND President George W. Bush sit on the stage together and talk. That’s all, they just talked like two old friends.

During the terrible tsunami a few years ago, President Bush (41) and President Clinton became good friends. (Clinton even slept on the floor one night, so the older Bush could use the one available cot.) That friendship has continued to grow over the years. Now, President Bush (43) and President Clinton are working together on relief for Haiti, and they have also become friends. Am I more surprised or shocked? When President Bush told his mother, Barbara, he was on his way to appear with President Clinton, she instructed him to “say hi to your step-brother”.
Do you hear the theme song from Twilight Zone playing?

Cats and dogs can play together, like it used to be in Washington when elected officials were civil to each other, before gerrymandered districts insured the election of extremists from both parties, before elections required officials to return home every weekend to raise funds instead of networking with fellow legislators of both parties, and before each party had their own cable channel.

Clinton was not surprising. His responses were thoughtful, sensitive, nuanced, but ponderous. (However, he did look much older and had an alarming amount of age spots on his hands.) Bush was still “preachy” in his responses but absolutely stole the show with some great one-liners. For example, when asked how he would have prepared differently if he had known he would someday be President, he replied that he “would have been much better-behaved in college”! Where was this guy during his eight years in the White House?

Anyway, I’ll talk about their policy differences another time. For now, it is simply uplifting to see politicians being decent and civil to each other. Of course, neither one lives in Washington any longer . . .