Would you rather go to the airport and deal with TSA . . . or go to your proctologist's office?
You don't have to arrive two hours early to see your proctologist.
It is easier and less expensive to park your car at the proctologist's office.
Your proctologist doesn't exchange pleasantries just to hear if you have a foreign accent.
You don't have to pass thru a metal-screening device to see your proctologist.
You are more likely to meet a decision-maker in a proctologist's office than the airport.
Your proctologist usually has his qualifications posted on a wall, unlike TSA.
Your proctologist is unlikely to insult your intelligence, by banning toenail clippers while permitting 12 inch knitting needles.
Lastly, you'll probably get a nice nap while you're in the proctologist's office.
You don't have to arrive two hours early to see your proctologist.
It is easier and less expensive to park your car at the proctologist's office.
Your proctologist doesn't exchange pleasantries just to hear if you have a foreign accent.
You don't have to pass thru a metal-screening device to see your proctologist.
You are more likely to meet a decision-maker in a proctologist's office than the airport.
Your proctologist usually has his qualifications posted on a wall, unlike TSA.
Your proctologist is unlikely to insult your intelligence, by banning toenail clippers while permitting 12 inch knitting needles.
Lastly, you'll probably get a nice nap while you're in the proctologist's office.
