Sunday, September 3, 2017

Loser-Of-The-Week Award

So, there was a 26-year-old refugee from Bangladesh living outside London with his parents.  Problem #1 is that he is a 26-year-old man without a girlfriend and living with his parents.

On the morning of August 25th, he suddenly decides he will attack the guards at Windsor Castle, because they work for the Queen.
Problem #2 is that he never heard of the "5-P Rule" of Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance.

Then, he uses his GPS to drive to Windsor Castle but instead went to a restaurant named Windsor Castle, before finally stumbling across Buckingham Castle - wrong castle.
Problem #3 is that he was an Uber driver.

He drives his car up to the gate and remains in the car while he tries to use a 4-foot-long sword to stab the guards.
Problem #4 is there is no room to wield such a long sword inside a car, instead of using his car as the weapon.

He is currently in custody.
Problem #5 is that he is now a burden on the taxpayers.